Artemis Fowl is a beloved book series full of fantastical adventures and an interesting protagonist (antagonist?) set in the rich fable-world of Irish folklore. This Disney adaptation is… none of those things. With COVID-19 still wreaking havoc upon movie releases and the cinema-going public, Artemis Fowl has hit our screens via the Disney+ app instead of the usual “blockbuster” premiere. We may have gotten a bit excited to see some new content because really, they could have let this one slide. Aremtis Fowl is available now through Disney+ and features some amazing actors and creative involvement including Colin Farrell, Dame Judy Dench and director, Sir Kenneth Branagh! But that’s it. That’s about as good as it gets.