BE WARNED: THE PODCAST IS DARK AND FULL OF SPOILERS. Apocalypse Kong? King Now? What if Apocalypse Now had starred Samuel L. Jackson as Kurtz and his mortal enemy was an isolated gorilla the size of an apartment block? #KongDon’tSurf…but we do, through the occasionally hilarious piece of ‘Nam-era monster mayhem that is Kong: Skull Island.