TPToA Podcast 349 – Madame Web

It's BAD. and not's just BAD BAD.
Aside from it's confused timeframes, uninteresting setting, stupid concept and lacklustre acting from at least 80% of the cast... it's also badly edited, lazily scored and almost criminally falsely advertised. A shit-show the likes of which we haven't seen in a long time.
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We are rebranding ourselves for one show only to The Periodic Table of Awful. “Why?” We hear you ask? To discuss this absolute car wreck of a film!!! Madame Web; the newest entry into Sony’s Spider-man adjacent universe of questionable choices, has been receiving the lowest scores of any super hero movie since Catwoman, even eclipsing the mighty Morbius. What is it then that makes it SO bad? Well Strap in folks, because we’re stealing ambulances and driving through walls in an effort to unpack what went SO wrong.

We are joined by film critic Travis Johnson, along with the usual crew of clairvoyant Spider-people fresh from researching spiders in the amazon… It’s Madame Jill, Evil Spiderman Dion and his weird shoe-less alter Ego from the not-future Ezekiel Quinn!

Cassandra Webb is a New York City paramedic who starts to show signs of clairvoyance. Forced to confront revelations about her past, she must protect three young women from a mysterious adversary who wants them dead.

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