TPToA Podcast 356 – Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Monkey back to Punch Lizard. Audience Get punched too. It fun.
For real, folks... if you know what you're here for, then you're fine. It's giant monster punching and there's some humans. Thats it. This is becoming the Fast and the Furious of Monster franchises, and thats fine.
Elske Norge
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Godzilla X Kong : The New Empire

Monkey back to punch more Lizard! Only now Lizard upstairs, monkey downstairs, so monkey punch other monkeys instead. Other monkeys are bad monkeys. Monkey need Lizard to help punch other monkeys oh and other lizard. in end all monkeys punch all lizards and all monkeys punch all other monkeys. Humans are there too.  Dan Stevens is also in this film and he is transcendent of all “monkey punch lizard” discourse… he is on a different level of cinematic reality entirely. We appreciate you Dan Stevens.

Dion, Jill and Quinny are the fine combination of Monkey, Lizard and Mothra, though its up to your weird Kaiju-kinked minds to decide who is who…

Godzilla and the almighty Kong face a colossal threat hidden deep within the planet, challenging their very existence and the survival of the human race.

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